Authentic Four and Twenty Black Birds Pie Maker

So you’ve sung the song time and time again, and its now so ingrained in your pre-frontal lobe that you’ve gotta get yourself some of those tasty blackbirds and bake them in a pie.

First problem:

You need some blackbirds…

Problem solved - BlackBirds4u.com has a wide selection of these winged pie ingredients ready for your baking pleasure. Just go to their site and fill in the secure order form.

The friendly people at BlackBirds4u.com will then personally whisper in the ears of your soon-to-be-pie-inhabiting flock, telling them that a tasty morsel awaits them on the bird table in your garden (it doesn’t matter if you actually have a bird table, blackbirds are notoriously dim-witted and will look for any table in the vicinity, which in this case is your table with the pie making equipement ready and waiting).

You should start to see the sky around your home darken to the sound of flapping within 24 hours. A Fedex van will arrive and deliver a large net which will allow you to catch any wiley stray blackbirds who are warey of your pie making table.

Second Problem:

You need to make a pie…

Problem solved - 420Piemaker.com has a deluxe pie maker ready and waiting for your blackbirds. It comes complete with an auto-cruster and beak remover. Contrary to popular belief the correct way to make a blackbird pie is to place the feet ‘legs up’, such that claws are displayed in a pleasing manner and pointing out accusingly at your guests. The removed beaks are then just pure decoration, or may be crispy fried as an entre.

Your pie maker will also include a free ‘sing-a-tron 2000′ so that when your pie is opened, the birds will indeed appear to be magically singing, even though their stunned, de-debeaked, ‘surprised to be dead and in a pie’ expressions would indicate otherwise.

Getting Hungry?