Teflon Aardvark Coveralls
Is your Aardvark exposed to the elements? Has it got the sniffles this winter? Are all its Aardvark friends walking around snootily in their fashionable armour covering finery?
Your problem is solved with the brand new, limited edition, never to be released to the general public again Teflon Aardvark coveralls from Ardyteff Industries.
Yes, people will never look at your Aardvark the same again as it struts down the street to the local shops to buy a loaf of bread and a carton of milk, in its day-glo yellow height of fashion Aardvark wear.
Dogs will whimper, cats will miaow, and owls will hoot with pleasure as your Aardvark becomes the talk of the town. All the time you will have a smirk of snug satisfaction knowing that your Aardvark is totally protected (amid all the admiration) against all forms of warfare, biohazard, flood, fire, meteor strike and small children with pokey pokey sticks.
By now you are probably wondering how you can get your hands, paws, claw or detachable prostheses on such a desirable item? Well hop on over to the Ardyteff Indutries website and there will be a live video-Elephant ready to take your order.
Your Aardvark will never be the same. I guarantee it.